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WEYMOUTH, Mass. (AP) -- Police say a man dressed liked a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a Weymouth dry cleaner.
According to police, a convenience store clerk called police Monday after she noticed a man walking into the store wearing a ski mask and carrying a sword in a sheath on his belt. When the man noticed her, he pulled his mask off and asked if she was calling about him, police said.
When she said she was, police said the man left the store and walked into nearby Galaxy Cleaners.
There, police said he pointed a sword at the register and asked a clerk to give him all the money inside. Police said he left after she told him she couldn't open the drawer.
Police still are searching for the man, who witnesses said appeared to be in his late 20s.

The only question I have left is an obvious one: Was he or was he not wearing split-toed shoes? That's how you know if he is a real ninja or not. Of course you could probably figure out if he's a ninja by going into his room and looking for a tin-can telephone connected to his girlfriend's house.