Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I Love You Not

Sweetheart candies have taken over my place o' work. This is more of an annoyance than a full-out assault on nutrition, so I'm not too upset.

I can't say I haven't tried one or two. Not only do they look and taste like sidewalk chalk, they must contain crack cocaine because even though they taste awful, I keep on eating them. Not that I'm addicted to crack. That I know of.

My co-worker/conspirator, Joe, agrees the heart-shaped-crack-candies taste like chalk. But! He doesn't think tasting like chalk is a bad thing.

I disagree.

2 comments:

  1. Sugary, sweet, chalky... delicious!

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  2. Walgreens today had the following promotion:

    "All Valentine Candy is buy one, get 2 free!"

    Visions of red Marshmallow Peeps dance in my head.

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