What Does a Drug Addict Look Like?

Scanner Traffic: "Our suspect is a male in his thirties. Tall. Skinny. Brown hair. Wearing a dark colored hoodie and sunglasses. Looks like a meth addict."

I heard this and asked myself, what does a meth addict look like? Is this a good look? Do you have to be a meth addict to look like a meth addict? If so, does it take a long time? Could it help me lose weight?

I have discovered this description of the physical effects of methamphetamine:

• Increased energy
• Change in libido
• Increased sweating
• Dilated pupils
• Tightened jaw muscles
• Involuntary body movements (twitches, grimacing, lip smacking, etc)

Alas, this would not be a good look for me. Essentially the police are looking for a rabid dog-man uncontrollably licking his lips and humping everything in sight.

Good thing Gracie doesn't have a uterus anymore.