BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) -- Police say they caught a bumbling bank robber who crashed his getaway car and fled by bus and taxi, only to make it home and find his roommate dead.Authorities found nearly $4,000 stolen from a Darien bank after the suspect called 911 to report the roommate's apparent suicide.
Fifty-nine-year-old David Maksimik was brought before a federal magistrate in Bridgeport Tuesday.
Police say he held up the bank on Jan. 29 and rear-ended another car fleeing the robbery. They say Maksimik didn't make it home until he got rides on a bus, a taxi and with his sister.
Maksimik found his roommate dead and called 911. Police responding to the suicide say they found the bank money inside a bag on Maksimik's bed.
What this story is not telling you is after he found his roommate dead, his mother disowned him, his little sister lost a leg, and his employer fired him. Then he ate an Arby's egg and cheese and got salmonella poisoning. Oh wait, that was this other guy I know.
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